J: (Balancing with one hand braced on the counter top, both feet off the floor and a glass bowl in the other hand.) Look Mom, I can get a bowl out by myself with one hand.
Me: Oh, look at that. (Thinking, shit. Am I supposed to seem proud of this accomplishment? Clearly J thinks I should be. I'm feeling more, "Crap. This is gonna land me in the ER.")
E: (After surveying J and his huge accomplishment) Look Mom, I can slap my own self in the butt with one hand.
How to even reply? What could possibly be said to top that?
J and I just laughed.
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possible reply....although really what is there to say??
"Mommy can go you two better and one day I will tell you about it in as much detail as you can handle"
HEH
Lisa said...
2:48 PM